Touch Up Guys
Proposal · SEQ Cohort
SEQ Google Ads Cooperative
July 2026 · Commercial in confidence
One network · One strategy · Everyone in

We're 3rd
in South East
Queensland.
$20 a day each
fixes it.

The competition is getting fierce.
We need to combine forces to beat them.

We're running four small campaigns, and we have ten operators between Southern Brisbane and the Sunshine Coast. Bumpertech and Pro Auto Repairs are eating our lunch. They spend roughly three times what we do and run it as one budget across the whole market. Same twenty bucks a day from each of us, in one campaign, and we're in the fight. If we don't, we stay third.

The 60-second version
  • Our ads perform well when they show. Rank and quality aren't the problem.
  • We're being outspent, roughly 3:1 — and outstructured. Bumpertech points one centralised budget at Brisbane. We point four small separate ones at four territories, and nothing at the other nine.
  • Small budgets don't buy a smaller slice of the day — they buy a thinner one. Budget-limited campaigns are entered into a fraction of the available auctions, every hour we're open.
  • We're third in Brisbane. Bumpertech 50.6% impression share, Pro Auto Repairs 36.4%, Touch Up Guys 17.7%. Not everyone in the cohort is currently advertising, which makes the gap wider than it needs to be.
  • The ask: $20 per territory, per day — everyone, same rate. Thirteen territories = one coordinated $260/day campaign (~$7,800/month), run centrally, leads still allocated by postcode exactly as they are now. Equal contribution, equal standing, one campaign carrying every territory.
  • Already advertising? This isn't extra spend. It's a budget adjustment — your current ad spend moves into the coordinated campaign rather than sitting on top of it.
  • The return holds even when we're wrong. One job a month covers your $600. Even if enquiries cost seven times what they do today, the campaign returns better than 5:1 — roughly 5 to 8 extra jobs per territory, per month.
  • Three-month pilot. Fortnightly reviews, monthly reporting, hard numbers, then we decide.

National Office has already invested heavily in website optimisation, SEO and AI search visibility to capture the maximum number of leads organically. Paid search is the one lever still being pulled ten different ways.

01 — Where we sit

Third in our own backyard

Impression share is the share of Google searches where our ad actually appeared, out of every search it was eligible to appear in. Bumpertech shows up in roughly half of them. We show up in fewer than one in five.

Bumpertech
50.6%
Pro Auto Repairs
36.4%
Touch Up Guys
17.7%

Brisbane search impression share — bumper, scratch, paint & minor repair terms

Of every 100 searches we could have appeared in

We appeared in about eighteen. The other eighty-two went to someone else.

Our ad appeared — 17.7%
We weren't there — 82.3%

Why that's actually good news

We're not being beaten on ad quality or relevance. We're being beaten on presence. Presence is a budget problem, and budget problems have solutions. Quality problems take years.

The customers are already searching. The ads work when they run. We are simply not in the auction often enough — and that is the one thing on this page we can fix this month.

02 — The spend gap

Roughly three dollars
to our one.

Nobody publishes their ad spend, so this is an estimate — but it's an estimate built on our own account data, not a guess. Impression share is measured against our eligible auctions: the same searches, the same keywords, the same clicks, the same going rate. If Bumpertech is appearing in 50.6% of the auctions we're eligible for and we're appearing in 17.7%, they're buying roughly 2.9 times what we are.

Bumpertech
≈2.9×
Pro Auto Repairs
≈2.1×
Touch Up Guys
1.0×

Estimated Brisbane search spend, indexed to Touch Up Guys = 1.0×. Derived from measured impression share, assuming comparable click-through and cost-per-click across advertisers bidding the same terms.

And it's not just how much — it's what shape it's in

Same market. Two structures.

Bumpertech points one budget at the whole market. We point four small ones at four corners of it, and nothing at the other nine.

Bumpertech
One centralised Brisbane budget
Touch Up Guys
Four separate budgets, nine blind spots
One consolidated budget, whole market
Territory with paid coverage
Territory with no paid presence at all
Paid searchBumpertechTouch Up Guys
Budgets runningOne, centralisedFour, separate
Territories with paid coverageWhole market4 of 13
Territories with zero paid presence9
Conversion data feeding the biddingOne poolSplit four ways
Search impression share50.6%17.7%

Competitor structure per network observation of their Brisbane campaigns; impression share measured in Google Ads.

Four budgets can't lend to each other

A quiet Tuesday in one territory leaves money unspent while a busy territory next door is capped and skipping auctions. Separate budgets can't move. One budget goes wherever the demand is that day — which is the entire reason Bumpertech's money works harder than ours does.

Fragmentation costs us twice

Google's bidding learns from conversion data. Four small campaigns each learn from a quarter of the leads, so every one of them bids worse than a single campaign with all of it would. We're not just outspent — our spend is also working at a discount.

Why this is a floor, not a ceiling

The estimate assumes we all pay about the same per click. In practice Bumpertech ranks above us in 74.5% of the auctions we both enter, and higher positions cost more. Their real spend is likely above 2.9×, not below it.

BUMPERTECH ABOVE US · 74.5%
US · 25.5%

Budget-limited doesn't mean switched off

This is the part that's easy to get wrong. A campaign short on budget doesn't go dark at 1pm — Google paces it across the whole day and simply enters fewer auctions in every hour.

So there's no dramatic cliff to point at. We're quietly absent from most searches, all day, every day. That's what being outspent actually looks like in an ads account.

More budget doesn't extend our day. It thickens it.

Brisbane impressions by hour — 07:00 to 21:00

Demand holds almost flat from 9am to 4pm, then tapers into the evening. There is no hour on this curve where we're winning our share. We're outspent across all fifteen of them.

Source: Google Ads, Brisbane campaigns, impressions by start hour. 109,041 impressions total. Zero impressions 22:00–06:59 reflects the current ad schedule, not budget.

03 — The proposal

One campaign, funded
by all of us, equally.

Every territory in the cohort contributes the same $20 a day into a single coordinated campaign. Individually, $20 a day is pocket change that buys a handful of clicks. Thirteen of them, pooled, is real buying power across the whole market.

Where each territory sits today

Advertising at the level we need
Advertising, but under-funded
Not advertising at all

One green. Three yellow. Nine red. That's the whole problem on one line — and it's also why we're third.

If you're already advertising, this is not extra money. It's a budget adjustment, not an addition to your current ad spend. Your existing campaign spend moves into the coordinated campaign — you're redirecting what you already spend, not writing a second cheque. If you're not currently advertising, this is your entry point at the same rate as everyone else.

$20
Per operator, per day
~$600
Per operator, per month
$260
Combined daily budget
~$7,800
Combined monthly media spend
ContributionDailyMonthly (approx.)
Per participating territory$20$600
Thirteen participating territories$260$7,800
Coordinated SEQ campaign$260 / day~$7,800 / month

Figures are media spend. Campaign build, management and reporting handled centrally.

04 — How it works

The campaign generates the lead.
The system finds the owner.

Nothing changes about who gets the job. The existing postcode lead-distribution system keeps allocating every enquiry to the correct operator, exactly as it does today. The only thing that changes is that the ad is still running at 4pm.

Coverage — participating service areas

Strathpine (Pine Rivers)
Kedron
Indooroopilly
Rode Road
Brisbane Metro
East Brisbane
Ipswich
Toowoomba
Slacks Creek
Sunshine Coast Central
Sunshine Coast North & South
Gold Coast North
Southern Gold Coast

What consolidation buys us

  • A larger combined daily budget
  • Consistent visibility right through the day
  • Fewer searches lost to budget — in every hour, not just the busy ones
  • More conversion data for Google's bidding — the algorithm learns faster on one campaign than on eight starved ones
  • Consistent advertising and branding across SEQ
  • Simpler management, one clear Brisbane-wide report

What each operator gets

  • Access to a campaign ten times the size of your own
  • Greater visibility across your service area
  • Additional paid enquiries via the existing allocation system
  • Shared brand presence across Brisbane
  • Central campaign management and optimisation — you don't touch Google Ads
  • Transparent reporting on spend, leads and results

Already advertising? You're not adding a cost — you're moving your existing spend somewhere it works harder. Not advertising? You get a coordinated campaign without ever opening a Google Ads account.

05 — The honest version

This won't beat Bumpertech
by Christmas.

Bumpertech and Pro Auto Repairs run large, centralised Brisbane campaigns. A handful of operators with small local budgets can't compete with that individually — and one pooled campaign won't overtake them overnight either. That's not the objective.

The objective is to substantially increase our presence, get the four dark territories onto the board, and recover the searches we're currently conceding because we're outspent in every auction. Not a handful of small advertisers. One Brisbane Touch Up Guys network.

06 — Three-month pilot

Prove it, then decide

Structure

  • Thirteen participating territories
  • $20 per operator, per day
  • $260 combined daily budget
  • ~$7,800 combined monthly media spend
  • One coordinated Search campaign across all participating territories
  • Existing postcode-based lead allocation, unchanged
  • Fortnightly performance reviews
  • Monthly operator reporting

How we'll judge it

  • Brisbane search impression share
  • Impression share lost to budget
  • Impression share lost to rank
  • Qualified leads generated
  • Cost per qualified lead
  • Quotes issued
  • Jobs won
  • Leads allocated to each operator

Reviewed at three months. Continue, expand, adjust or stop — on the numbers, not on vibes.

07 — How to participate

Set it once.
Forget about it.

Nobody needs another invoice to chase or another login to remember. We can set up an automatic card charge — daily or weekly, whichever suits you — so your contribution goes straight into the campaign and you never think about it again.

1. Say you're in

Reply to the thread. That's the whole commitment for now.

2. Set the charge

Card on file, charged daily or weekly at $20 a day. Cancel any time — it's a pilot, not a contract.

3. Get back to work

National Office builds and runs the campaign. Leads land through the postcode system exactly as they do today.

Already advertising? Remember this is a budget adjustment — you're moving your current spend across, not stacking a new one on top of it.

08 — The fair question

"What if I don't
want to be in it?"

Then you're not in it. Nobody is being forced, and nobody's territory is being taken off them. But it's worth being straight about what it means, because it isn't the same answer for everybody.

If your territory doesn't share postcodes

Practically, not much changes for you day to day. You keep your area and your leads. You just won't be supporting the network that's carrying the brand you trade under — and the brand strength you rely on is being paid for by the operators who did put their hand up.

If your territory does share postcodes

This is the part to think hard about. The coordinated campaign will be the prominent Touch Up Guys ad in those searches, and those leads route to the operators funding it.

You won't lose your existing work. But the new enquiries the group's money generates will go to the group, and you'll be watching them go past. You've got to spend money to make money.

09 — What it's actually worth

One job a month
and you're square.

Forget the impression share for a minute. Here's the only arithmetic that matters, using our own numbers: an enquiry costs us somewhere between $3 and $7. About 40% of enquiries turn into a job. The average job is around $660.

Working it throughBest caseWorst case
Cost of one enquiry$3$7
Enquiries needed to win one job (40%)2.52.5
Advertising cost to win one job$7.50$17.50
Value of that job$660$660
Advertising as a share of the job1.1%2.7%
$7.50–$17.50
What it costs in advertising to win a $660 job
1.1–2.7%
Advertising cost as a share of the job it wins
$20/day
Less than a tin of clear coat, for a whole day in the market

Your contribution is $600 a month. One average job is $660. One job a month and you're square — everything after that is yours. The question isn't whether $20 a day is worth it. The question is whether you back yourself to win one extra job a month out of a campaign three times the size of the one you've got now.

So what does the group actually get back?

Nobody can promise a number, so here's the model with the dial turned against us. The combined pool is $7,800 a month. The only real unknown is what an enquiry costs us in a bigger, better-funded campaign — so we've run it at our current figure, and then at three, four and seven times worse.

Cost per enquiry Enquiries / mo Jobs / mo Network revenue Return
$7 — our current figure1,114446$294,00037×
$15 — twice as expensive520208$137,00017×
$30 — four times as expensive260104$68,6008.8×
$50 — seven times as expensive15662$41,2005.3×

That's the whole case, and it doesn't rely on the good number. Even if enquiries end up costing us seven times what they cost today, the campaign still returns better than five dollars for every one we put in. On the realistic middle of that table, we're looking at roughly 5 to 8 extra jobs per territory, per month — for $600.

5–8
Extra jobs per territory per month, on the realistic middle of the model
5.3×
Return even if enquiries cost seven times what they do today
1 job
All it takes to cover your month, before any of the above

Projection, not a guarantee. Assumes 40% enquiry-to-job conversion and a $660 average job at current network rates. Jobs will not split evenly — territories with higher search volume will see more of them, which is exactly how the postcode system already works. Job value is revenue, not margin: apply your own costs and labour.

The ask

We're not mandating this.

Nobody is being told what to do with their own money, and nobody's territory is at risk. But this really is the only way we compete against these guys. They've got one budget and one plan. We've got thirteen territories, four small campaigns and a lot of good intentions. That fight only goes one way, and it's the way it's going now.

$20 a day. Three months. Full transparency on where every dollar goes, reviewed fortnightly, reported monthly. If it doesn't work, we stop and we've all learned something cheaply.

Together we are one.
Apart we are lost.

Reply to this thread with a yes or a no. If you're a no, tell me why — if the reason is fixable, I'd rather fix it than lose the coverage.